PLEASE NOTE: The podcast was produced Feb 09-May 11. It is no longer in production.

Since the beginning of the podcast I’ve been subjecting myself to bad movies and reporting on them for our audience. My promise is that I will find at least 3 good things to say about any movie I’m dared to watch. If I can’t find 3 good things to say about it, Matt declares you the winner of a bag of sand.

Rules: No pornography, no real life violence (i.e. Faces of Death), and it has to be in the sci-fi/fantasy or horror genre. After having to sit through Poultrygeist, Troma-made movies are no longer valid. Troma is not trying to make good movies and failing, the definition of a “bad movie”, they are trying to make Troma movies and succeeding.

Movies also need to be available through Netflix, a regular video store or on the internet.

Feel free to email me at seattlegeekly@gmail.com or call our voicemail at (206)201-2352

I’ve worked in many video stores through the years, so the list of bad movies I’ve already inflicted on myself is long. The trick for you is to find something I haven’t seen yet!

Keep em coming!
–Shannon

Here’s what’s on my list:
Laserblast – Dared by Richard
Monster a-Go Go – Dared by lunayapravda
Birdemic: Shock and Terror – Dared by Karl (Ultraklyston)
Zombie Wars – Dared by Trevor
Blood Freak – Dared by lunayapravda
Hell Ride – Dared by Cajun
Track of the Moon Beast – Dared by lunayapravda
Beyond the Wall of Sleep – Dared by Pat
Brainscan – Dared by Barbara & Jeremy
Shock ‘Em Dead – Dared by Barbara & Jeremy

Having a hard time finding these:
Bloodsucking Pharaohs in Pittsburgh – dared by Ogre
Turkish Star Wars – dared by Amy
Horror High – dared by Bruce
The Amityville Curse – dared by Terri-Lynn
The Killer Shrews – dared by employees of Archie McPhee
I, Zombie – dared by Ash
Return to Boggy Creek – dared by Lucas

Here’s what I’ve watched so far:
Saw 3-D – Dared by myself – Episode #84
The Expendables – Dared by myself – Episode #90
The A-Team – Dared by myself – Episode #90
Back Woods (2001- a student film that I was sent on DVD) – Dared by Ian WINNER of the 5# Bag of Sand – Episode #89
The Last Airbender – Dared by Shana – Episode #91
Pumpkinhead – Dared by Jeremy – Episode #85
Rabid Grannies – Dared by Kelcey – Episode #88
Return to Sleepaway Camp – Dared by Eric – Episode #68
In the Name of the King – Dared by Neil – Episode #72
Stan Lee’s Lightspeed – Dared by Matt – Episode #69
Die You Zombie Bastards – Dared by Josh – 2nd Bag of Sand winner! – Episode #74
Death Bed: The Bed That Eats – Dared by Troy – Episode #79
Black Roses – Dared by Jeremy – Episode #70
eXistenZ – Dared by Trey – Episode #67
Lo – Dared by Kristin – Episodes #65 & #66
House of the Dead 2 – Dared by Cajun – Episode #60
A Sound of Thunder – Dared by Patrick – Episode #63
Children Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things – Dared by Brian – Episode #64
Poultrygeist – Dared by Seven – Episode #62
ThanksKilling – Dared by Michael – Episode #62
Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li – dared by Shana Episode #48
Pathfinder – dared by Donna – Episode #49
Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus – dared by Neil – Episode #46
Forbidden Zone – dared by Ogre Episode #47
Night of the Lepus Episode #25- dared by employees of Archie McPhee
Troll 2 Episode #23 Dared by Eric, winner of Seattle Geekly’s 1st Bag of Sand Award
Evil Alien Conquerors
Hell of the Living Dead
Star Knight
Food of the Gods – Episode #21
RoboVampire
Shadow of the Sword
The Legend of Bloody Jack – dared by Nick
Man-thing – dared by Edward
Dead Next Door – dared by Ash
Nail Gun Massacre – forgot who dared it! – Episode #41
Bleeders – dared by Meridon – Episode #39
Def by Temptation – dared by Damen – Episode #40
Ice Cream Man – dared by Ogre – Episode #44
Toyko Zombie – dared by someone on Facebook – Episode #45
The Stuff – Dared by Kirsten
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra – Dared by Ras
Bats 2: Human Harvest – Dared by Rae
Don’t Look in the Basement – Dared by Kelcey